I got home around 5:30pm.  I’m glad it was still daylight when I got home as it would have been extra creepy in the dark.  It’s completely disgusting.  There is a thick layer of yuck on everything.  The refrigerator was half ice.  I’ve never seen so many spider webs before, of course complete with large spiders.  There are geckos everywhere.  No sight of tokays though.  They obviously are not doing a good job or they don’t eat spiders.  There is mouse poop on everything.  None of the bags of food have been touched, but a bag of instant noodles had ants in it.  There are ants all over the house.  The bathroom was a war zone.  One of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.  I’m not sure what was pooping in there – frogs?  Something ate holes through the screen doors upstairs. I’m not sure why I need screen doors upstairs anyway, but I don’t want to think about what decided eating screen was a good idea.  My favorite flip flops were eaten.  Something ate through the straps and chewed huge chunks out of the soles.  There were quite a few bug wings on the floor upstairs.  My bed has ants in it, not many, but enough that I won’t be able to sleep because that’s all I’ll be able to think about.  The bug net save my bed from being a total disaster.  My closet seemed to be ok.  I went around with a can of bug spray and sprayed all the spiders, some roaches and under the stairs.  I cleaned the bathroom since it was the worst.  I was sweating soooooo bad.  I don’t know if I will survive the heat.  I turned off the refrigerator and opened the door – old fashioned defrost method.  I asked Tip if she knew anyone that could help me clean tomorrow and if I could borrow clean sheets.  Her cleaning lady may be able to help me tomorrow.  I’m now at her house.  They are going to let me stay here tonight.  So, I’m now clean and I feel human again.  I sitting here having a conversation with a furby.  Tip’s daughter set the talking toy in front of me and then left the room.  Tomorrow I plan to get some more cleaning supplies and bug spray.  Tomorrow I go to war.

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