Motor Bike

I’m still waking up with the dreads.  But, at least I’m doing better by mid day.  Pat makes me lunch every day.  Then I get all foggy brained in the afternoon from all the rice.  Can’t win.

Yesterday I didn’t have any classes because the ones I was supposed to teach were in tutoring all week.  They are getting ready for the end of the year exams.  Some of the English teachers brought me test examples (last year’s test) and asked me questions on some of the ones that didn’t make sense to them.  They didn’t make sense to me either.  One of them was written so badly that none of the answers were correct grammar.  Another one said something to the effect of “Why did the wife suggest her husband shouldn’t bring his camera to the concert?  a.  They don’t allow cameras at the concert.  b. She didn’t want to end up carrying it.  c.  She thought he might forget it.  or d.  she thought he might take pictures the whole time instead of enjoying the concert”.   wtf?  How is this a question on an English exam?

Yesterday after school, Pat took me to get the School’s motorbike which was at the mechanic’s.  It’s old, but the school is going to lend it to me for free.  The mechanic turned it on using a screwdriver because it didn’t have a key.  It also didn’t have a battery so the horn and lights barely worked.  He asked if I wanted a key and a battery.  Um, yea.  I got to test drive it though.  It has 4 gears.  I’ve never driven a motorbike with gears so I was nervous.  A shaky start, but it’s easy enough.

I spent most of the evening texting with my roomies from Hua Hin.  We are going to go to Vietnam in March!  We figured out where we wanted to go.  But, we haven’t figured out dates yet.

Today, as with every day, I’m awake before the alarm goes off.  Not wide awake, but awake enough to be aware that there are a lot of roosters in this area.  A lot.  They are so noisy and just non-stop.  Then, after my alarm goes off, I take my ear plugs out.  OMG there is so much going on in the woods.  There are pigeons living under the roof.  They are making so much noise in the morning.  Thank got I have bug screens on the windows or they would be in my house.  There’s always something running around in circles.  I can hear it rustling the leaves.  I think it’s a stray dog, but who knows?  There a ton of other birds trying to out cry the roosters.  I should try to get a sound clip.

Today I got the motor bike.  Made it home ok.  I have a little trouble starting it so I have to practice that.

I taught teachers again tonight.  I went over pronouns.  I also went over some of the sounds we have in English that they don’t have in Thai so they struggle.  They have trouble with B so Crab becomes Crap.  V is difficult so Volleyball becomes Wolleyball.  Th is a mystery.  Last week when I was teaching the word Athlete, the kids kept saying Asslete.  They can’t say S followed by a consonant.  Sweet becomes Saweet.   Then they asked a bunch of questions.  What’s the difference between street, road and esplanade.  How do they even know the word esplanade?  They wanted to know about idioms.  I used “It’s raining cats and dogs” as an example.  Blank confused stares.  I’ll have to work on that.

After class a different teacher took me out to dinner.  Mae, is a young teacher fresh out of college.  She joined us tonight and Monday night too.  They are taking me to dinner as payment for teaching.  But, I think they are just taking Mae because she’s young and they are taking her under their wing and trying to take care of her.  It’s beautiful to watch.

Today’s pictures are random:

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My school
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ugh toilet seat spider = nightmares
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morning assembly
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Thai students are great artists.  This is my favorite
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The mechanic’s house/shop

Sukhothai

Saturday morning I slept in until 8:00am.  I had an American breakfast at the guest house (fried eggs, the smallest piece of bacon known to man, ham, a hot dog, toast, real butter, coffee and juice).  Oh how I miss butter and enjoyed the heck out of buttered toast.  Then I got on the motor bike and braved the highway again to go to the Old City.

Here’s what Lonely Planet has to say about Sukhothai:  “The Sukhothai kingdom flourished from the mid 13th century to the late 14th century.  This period is often viewed as the golden age of Thai civilization, and the religious art and architecture of the era are considered to be the most classic of Thai styles.  Sukhothai is typically regarded as the first capital of Siam, although this is not entirely accurate.  Sukhothai’s dynasty lasted 200 years and spanned 9 kings.  The most famous was King Ramkhamhaeng, who reigned from 1275 to 1317 and is credited with developing the first Thai script”.

There are ruins everywhere in the old City.  I went to the main part which is the Sukhothai Historical Park and is a UNESCO World Heritage Site.  They suggested you rent a bike and ride around, but I took my time and walked through the park.  Most of the morning, I just felt at peace, a feeling I haven’t felt in awhile.  Ok, so apparently, I just want to be a tourist and travel around seeing cool sights.  By 1:00, this peacefulness had changed drastically. I was agitated, very unhappy, and physically uncomfortable.  I have no idea why.  So, I went to get lunch and drink some water.  I drove around on the motorbike looking at more ruins that were on the map, but outside the park.  There were some ancient kilns so being a potter, I decided I wanted to see those.  They were unimpressive, but I ended up in the middle of a herd of cows being moved from one place to another.  That was odd and cool.  I got lost a few times looking for other ruins.  By now, the general distaste for life had not faded so I decided maybe it was time to call it a day on the sight seeing.  There is a pottery museum that I didn’t get to.  I’d love to see that and will have to make that my focus next time I go.

I looked for a Tesco on google maps, but couldn’t find one.  It’s kind of like a Walmart and there were things I needed like a pillow case, office supplies, a cutting board, etc.  I did drive by a Big C and remembered that was similar.  I went it and got a bunch of stuff, way more than I could put in my backpack.  Well, I’ve seen a family of 4 on a motorbike.  I’ve seen a dining room table on a motorbike.  Surely I can get a pillow and 3 bags of stuff to my guest house on a motor bike.  I had so much trouble in the parking garage just getting the motorbike backed up and the bags kept falling.  The garage attendant came over and hung the bags from the rear view mirrors for me.  I made it back to the guest house, but it was sketchy.

I went to a pizza place with the other teachers that live in Sukhothai and their neighbors, about 12 expats.  It was great to have a real pizza and to have a normal conversation in English.  I was a bit jealous as it seems they are quite enjoying living in Sukhothai.  After dinner I went and got a massage.

Today I got up, ate breakfast, refilled the motor bike with gas and took off to the bus station.  I managed to say ba tan cu an (entrance to the dam) correctly and get on the right bus.  When my stop was getting closer, I pulled out google maps just in case they forgot that’s where I needed to stop.  They remembered and one of the guys on the bus came and got me to tell me my stop was coming up.  The stop is on the side of the highway so that was weird.  The bus trip, with stops was about 2 hours – not bad.  After the bus pulled away, I saw the taxi stand that I doubted would actually exist.  I was able to say long rien sam ngao wit. (sam ngao wit school).  I’m carrying a decent sized heavy overpacked backpack, a purse, a pillow and two bags of groceries and I’m going to get on the back of a motor bike.  The taxi driver put the pillow and groceries in between his feet and I sat sideways on the back.  I had one hand on his shoulder and the other with a death grip on the back of the bike.  A half an hour of this going 80kmph with no helmet.  My legs hurt so bad, but I didn’t dare adjust the way I was sitting.  This is the most terrifying thing I have experienced yet in Thailand.  Talk about no control.

Well, home safe and sound.  I feel a little better about living here knowing I can take weekend trips without a ton of hassle.  Ok, now the ridiculous amount of photos and a cow video:

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Yay!

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I made a friend at the coffee shop

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Yep – An entire isle of rice cookers
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And an entire isle of rice
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The bus stopped so the bus driver could buy eggs!
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This little girl fell asleep next to me on the bus holding my purse strap

 

Clinic

Yesterday was rather uneventful.  I woke up with the same foul mood that I do every morning.  It slowly fades as the day goes on.  I taught some classes.  I brought a salad in for Pat.  She thought it was a funny thing to eat.  Another teacher and Pat’s husband joined us for lunch.  The other teacher found the salad strange too.  Pat’s husband finished off what they didn’t eat with quite a bit of excitement.  I bet he had a bunch of energy the rest of the day and didn’t even know why.  It was still cold most of the day, but tolerable.  I decided to brave the cold shower – I survived, but barely.  Then I ate what was called a pizza and looked like a mini pizza with bread, cheese, ketchup and radishes.  I am not positive about what it was, but my best guess is the cheese was a sweet glaze kind of like frosting.  It was most definitely not cheese.  Cheese was the part I was most looking forward to.  The bread was bread and the ketchup was ketchup.  I think the stuff that looked like radishes was fish.

Today was teacher meeting day so I didn’t have to go to school because it would be hours of me not knowing what they were talking about.  They asked me to come for lunch, though.  I feel quite uncomfortable with how much people are feeding me.  I feel like, if I didn’t work and didn’t attend meetings, I shouldn’t get free lunch.  I assume they feel the same, but they probably don’t.  So, another thing to investigate – receiving.

I went to the coffee shop this morning and had what tasted like cookie crumbs with yogurt and jam on top.  Then washed it down with coffee flavored sugar.  Pat’s husband came into the coffee shop while I was there and wouldn’t let me pay for my sugar.  There it is again – uncomfortable.

They asked me to do English lessons for the teachers after school.  I agreed.  One teacher asked me how much and I said free.  This makes me feel a little better.  They have taken such good care of me that I wouldn’t feel good about charging for this.

In the afternoon, Pat took me to Tak to go to the clinic.  I guess as part of my work visa I need to have a doctor certify that I don’t have tuberculosis, leprosy, drug addiction, alcohol addiction, elephantiasis or tertiary syphilis.  Where do they come up with that list of illnesses?  The doctor wasn’t going to be in for another hour or more.  So she gave me the list and took me to the bus station.  I got on a bus to Sukohthai because I need a weekend of sight seeing.  She said I could go to a clinic in Sukohthai and get the certification done.  Oh jeeze, I have to navigate that task alone?

I was going to stay on the couch of some of my TESOL classmates that live in Sukohthai, but I decided I’d rather have my own place where I can hopefully stretch out and sleep well.  I found a place near the bus station for $11 a night.  I got to Sukohthai ok and to my guesthouse ok.  The people at the guesthouse were nice and spoke good English.  The room has a double bed, air conditioning and a hot shower!  I don’t have to sleep under a bug net and there are no frogs in the bathroom!  I got to have a hot shower for the first time in over a month.  This is the best $22 ever spent.

The guesthouse rented me a motor bike for 200 baht a day ($6/day).  So, I set out on my motorbike to find a clinic.  Thank god for google maps!  I love you google maps.  I think you have saved me much drama and will get me out of trouble in the future.  So, I haven’t ridden a moped in over 15 years. Now I’m going to drive it 2 blocks and then get on the highway driving on the other side of the road from what I’m use to while trying to find a clinic.  It was simply terrifying.  Turning and accelerating at the same time almost did me in a few times before I got the hang of it.  And by hang of it, I mean not in panic mode, but on extremely high alert.  Oh, well, it had to be done sooner or later.

The first clinic I went to was no where to be found.  The second one told me I needed to go to the hospital to get the certification.  Luckily, there was a hospital a block away.  The people at the desk didn’t speak English, but a nurse did.  I had to show my passport, sit and wait, then go to the pharmacy to pay for the tests then sit in a new spot to wait.  Then the nurse took my blood pressure and moved me to another spot to wait.  Then I got moved to a chair in front of a door to wait.  All these different spots to sit and wait were all in the same room.  Then the door opened and I went in to see the doctor.  He used a stethoscope to listen to my lungs, signed some paperwork, gave it to me and sent me on my way.

I went next door to a restaurant and had a lime slushy and a ham and cheese sandwich.  Even though it cost about 3x as much as a Thai meal would have, it was a wonderful break from Thai food.

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Someone put a shirt on the school stray dog

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The tree in front of my house
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Nothing but sugar
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And more sugar (and gelatin, of course)
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Guest house in Sukohthai
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A double bed with no need for a bug net!!!
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Small, but wonderful for $11/night
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No frogs here
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And the best part – a hot shower!